To The Powers That Be:

( Ahahahahaaaaaaaahaano )

Once upon a time there was a ninja. He was good at what he did, but he was struggling to put food on the table for his wife and children. One day, he read in the newspaper that suiperproducer Joel Silver and the Wachowskis were making a movie called “Ninja Assassin” and he figured, hey, that’s right in my wheelhouse. He came to the auditions with resume in hand, waiting three hours in the rain for a chance to meet the producers. When it came time to show how talented he was, he entered the audition room and proceeded to do every improbable move the characters in the script performed.

When he finished, he was approached by Silver and company, “Great job,” said Mr. Silver, “but we can’t hire you.”

“Why not?” asked the ninja. “Did I not perform the spectacular feats fitting of a topflight ninja in a photogenic manner?”

“Well, you were great. But we’re going in a different direction.”
“What do you mean a different direction? It is still called ‘Ninja Assassin,’ isn’t it?
“Yeah, but we’ve decided to use cheap, highly unrealistic-looking computer effects to simulate exactly what you just showed us. Without breaking a sweat, even.”
“For the entire movie?” That’s not in the tradition of older ninja movies.”
“Well, not for the entire movie. Mot of the fighting is going to happen in CGI-assisted darkness. That way, it’s harder for the audience to tell what’s going on. You know, if a ninja stuntman were to look like he doesn’t know what he’s doing. Even though you, a ninja, did indeed look like you knew what you were doing.”
“No, you don’t understand! I know you want to cut down the amount of takes and reduce the likelihood of injury, but I’ll give you all I have. I’ll happily bleed for your movie!”
“Oh, no, don’t worry about that. We’ll use fake-looking CGI-blood too. You see, the director, James McTeigue, he’s a perfectionist, and because squibs are so unreliable, we’re using Commodore 64 blood effects, because you can control that. And we can’t trample on his vision.”
“James McTeigue?”
“He directed ‘V For Vendetta,’ yes.”
“I thought that was the Wachowskis.”
“No. Everyone makes that mistake.”
“Oh, wait. Didn’t he ghost-direct that piece of shit ‘Invasion’ movie?”
“I think you’re making things up.”

As a result, the ninja was not hired, and he proceeded to get evicted, losing his wife and kids. We, the audience, ended up getting “Ninja Assassin.” The ninja is better off.

Me: Gimme a satsuma.
Dad: No! My satsumas!
Me: Gimme!
Dad: No! *counting satsumas* One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Me: Make that seven! Gimme.
Dad: *picks up satsuma* You will be Humphry! And you will be Henrietta. Charles. Robertto.
Me: I want one!
Dad: *picks out smallest, throws it at my head* Have Carla!

so last night was my first performance since Kentucky in...i think 2005, i'm not sure
either way, it was a fun show, and the few people that were there seemed to enjoy the rareness of hearing the type of music i play
i have another show Dec. 10th at The End in Nashville with A Secret Policeman's Ball then i'll probably chill for the rest of the year
next year i'm going to start writing the next album, and hopefully play some more shows
i'm trying to get put on the bill of a REALLY big show coming up soon, and i'll keep everyone posted on that
the chances of me being put on that bill could possibly rely on the turnout i have on Dec. 10th, so come out!
Brittney has made t-shirts that will be for sale alongside the EP and bumper stickers!

bumper stickers are 25 cents, or free with a cd
cds are $5 or free with a shirt
shirts are $10

i hope to see everyone there!

Graduation confetti fell out of the laundry today what..........

I bought my Christmas cards today so this is the LAST CALL for gettin' one. If your address isn't in there I ain't gonna be lookin' for it. :V International addresses are taking priority just because idk how long it'll take for things to make their way so. YUP.

Ooh hurr stomach let's not be a jerk. ;;

Ololol people buying out tickets for the Lions game IT'S A FLUKE YOU GUYS THEY WON'T WIN AGAIN IT'S JUST NOT IN OUR DESTINY...ha ha it's so sad. Dad's so bitter about the season because of coach so'n'so running the Michigan program into the ground, so he has no weekends to look forward to. :|

Guess I better go out and buy some pepper spray or something since I got an evening class scheduled. Why is EMU's campus more dangerous than WSU. WSU is in downtown Detroit. :|

• 15:03 @Shelly713 I'm interested. What time? #

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OKAY. I AM AT THE SNAPPING POINT.

SERIOUSLY, NATIONAL NEWS. STOP TALKING ABOUT GODDAMNED TWILIGHT. YOU ARE REALLY DAMAGING MY CALM.

In an effort to combat the influx of all things shoddily-written, poorly-acted, and ridiculously sparkly that influences young women in the worst ways, I give you

ANGIE B'S EPIC

TWI-HATE POST

Full of mockery, loathing, and LOLs. Please do enjoy and spread the lovehate.

( NO, YOU DO NOT FUCKING *DAZZLE* ME. )

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, THAT TOOK A LONG TIME. And was extremely fun. I feel better now that I've gotten all of that out of my system. X^D

(If you've got any further Twilight mockery you'd think I'd enjoy, please lemme know!)

MOTHDEATH is a creative open community for
ORIGINAL CHARACTERS.
AND IS BASICALLY THE BEE'S KNEES EVEN THOUGH 'MOTH' IS IN THE TITLE.

I know a few of you who have some faboo ocs *eyes intensely

So I caught up on this season of 30Rock today and good lord I ship Jack/Liz more with every episode.

Just needed to get that out there.

Okay, to make up for explain that last entry, here's an artdump. I hope you shall find the answers you seek within.

... Except that it's 99% original characters and whatnot. OH WELL.

But first!







( HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO )

WELL NOW

WASN'T THAT EXCITING

you may now go back to your livessssss

Simon pegg reciting shakespeare and my pants are suddenly off. *sigh*

today's writer's block question offends me

also slightly nws images behind the cut

( art dump )

CUPS OF COFFEE: 7
CUPS OF TEA: 25
CANS OF MOUNTAIN DEW/PEPSI: 42
SATSUMAS: 54
WORD COUNT: 29,093

( Cut for rambling on future finances and the likelihood of saving up 7000+ dollars in three and a half years. )

• 18:23 ahhh. Home and being domesticated. What more could you want. #
• 12:43 @Shelly713 if you find out let me know. I would totally buy this. #

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