The Greatest Collaboration OF ALL TIIIIIMEEEE. (Mwahahahaha.)
After months...after years...well ok, after at least a buncha weeks...DEADPOOL'S BACK! That's right, feebs, I been away in th' UK but now I'm back in th' office, and I come over ta this here journal bearin' shiny amazin' gifts th' likes'a which you all NEVER seen before (no really. You never. 'Cause this is a totally new thing. An' YOU get ta see it FIRST). That's right! Deadpool [refers to self in third person, likes long walks in th' armory, now has a penchant fer Jaffa Cakes] has brought you kids a really early Christmas pressie: a COLLABORATION. Between the minds of geniuses (well they think so) - foresthouse an' Marc Vuletich. An' it comes in th' form of: A COMIC (the first a'many, they claim).